Hello all.

Not sure if most of you know me or not, but my name is Eric and I will be writing here every Tuesday until the sun burns out (please allow me one or two tuesdays off though as i may need surgery or possibly become a vegetable).

Today is the boring “let’s get started” one, but you can be sure that all Tuesdays hereafter will be filled with excitement. I’m sure I’ll just write about random things that piss me off or make me happy. These could include such topics as: sports, 24 (note the Tuesday slot that makes this easier), music, idiots, and, most importantly, myself! Just whatever i want.

For example, today I thought of writing about 24, specifically, have you noticed how much weight Edgar put on? He was big before but shit, man, he’s doubled! I think the loss of his mother compounded with his secret (even to us) love for Chloe has been too much and he’s found food, again.

I thought about writing that, but then I decided not to, even though I kinda did anyway.

Wow, this is gonna be fun to read isn’t it?
Anyone?
Well, whatever. It’s hard to say what I’ll write about next Tuesday. I’m sure, though, it’ll be at least a little more coherent than this. It’ll also be exciting and scary. And important! As my friend Jimmy Pineapple would say, ‘case-fucking-closed!’

If you get that, we can be friends. If you don’t, we can still be friends, but yer gonna need some good ol’ education on the subject.

Wait impatiently for seven days,
Eric
Scientific but my reflex gangsta